Saturday, September 13, 2014

Spoil me!

You must give me what I want.  You want my attention and you want to please me to give me what my heart desires.  Well I you worthless bastards, StudBear loves to be spoiled, pampered, and worshipped.  My question to you is:    "Do you think you have what it takes to spoil me and survive Financial Domination?

This is where it all begins, and if I approve of the way you have been spoiling me I may allow you to spend quality time with me while you take me shopping, traveling, or even dining at the finest restaurant of my choice throughout the US.  And yes you would have to pay my air fare too if I chose outside of the state.  So, start proving to me that you are worthy.

DO NOT ask to do my dishes, mop my floors, my laundry, or even scrub my toilet.  That is the duty of a house boy and if I wanted a house boy, I will announce it.


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