Home Invasion

Some of you already know this but some of you are new so I am going to throw this out there to you.  Every now and then I get requests to be kidnapped or abducted from the street. Its too much aggravation though, and there’s always the chance of something going wrong – bystanders interfering or something. Home invasion, that’s different. If you fancy being abused and humiliated in your own home, while my friends and I drink your wine, eat your food, and take your money, I’m ready when you are. Be realistic – if you share with 3 flat-mates, its not and NEVER going to happen!  I make up the fucken rules, not you.